The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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