WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
