plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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