Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Vodka?
Forever.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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