You really coming over, don't trick.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
tell me about the fingering
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