If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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