A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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