Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i think i have herpe
just one?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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