dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize