so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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