I accidentally had phone sex last night
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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