Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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