Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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