Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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