It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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