Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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