Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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