She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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