Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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