Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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