But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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