i don't like sucking hair
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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