We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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