Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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