You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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