he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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