If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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