I can text with my tongue
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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