OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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