She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Someone shattered a urinal.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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