Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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