remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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