Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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