Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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