were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
