Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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