just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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