if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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