I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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