Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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