i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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