Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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