i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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