Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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