We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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