ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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