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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
tell me about the fingering
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