Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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