Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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