can we get nightvision for the apartment?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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