i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
nutella sex= disaster
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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