He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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