Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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