i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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