I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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