I need to stop coming to work sober
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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