his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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