i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The beers last night were like the tears from god
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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