if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
did i just pee glitter
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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