Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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